Browsing Craigslist when suddenly.. 

"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin) 01/23/2018 at 09:16 • Filed to: None

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“I was going to buy my next form of transportation from a reputable dealer, but you added a picture of a big boobed teenager(?) So I decided to buy from you instead.”

Seriously though. Does this shit actually work to sell cars?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/23/2018 at 09:24

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Well, that’s one of the breast ways to get peoples’ attention.

Wacko > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/23/2018 at 09:27

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Two trucks one girl

MonkeePuzzle > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 01/23/2018 at 09:27

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tits a good idea for sure

Arrivederci > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 01/23/2018 at 09:27

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They gave up on going tit for tat with other dealers on pricing.

CalzoneGolem > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/23/2018 at 09:28

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Well ... You posted the adds here so there’s that.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/23/2018 at 09:34

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I like how they couldn’t even bother to photoshop her into the picture of the truck.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/23/2018 at 09:35

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In terms of just general interest, I’m sure it works better than we give credit for.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 01/23/2018 at 09:35

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... bigly.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/23/2018 at 09:47

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Thanks for the heads-up, this is how I’ll sell my next car!

Future next gen S2000 owner > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/23/2018 at 09:52

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I’d go to that church if she was of legal age, otherwise that church has serious issues.

Ash78, voting early and often > Wacko 01/23/2018 at 10:00

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I wish you could see a video of my reaction to that.

Wacko > Ash78, voting early and often 01/23/2018 at 10:03

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guessing something like this

TheRealBicycleBuck > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/23/2018 at 10:21

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With seating for 14, that church is in the running for the world’s smallest. T he world’s smallest Catholic church (St. Martin’s in Warrenton, TX) has seating for 20.

https://www.austinchronicle.com/columns/2004-05-14/210856/

LOREM IPSUM > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/23/2018 at 12:46

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Call him and ask him if he an 18 year old Japanese Hardbody.

fhrblig > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/23/2018 at 14:51

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What, you don’t buy your vehicles at Pleasures XXX Ford/Lincoln/Mercury?

Frank Grimes > mkbruin, Atlas VP 01/23/2018 at 20:25

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I would go look at it and waste her/his time asking tons of questions Low ball them and then be like “Nah I dont want this because you suck at photoshop.”